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    It wouldn't be a sausage fest without you

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    Shabbat Shalom to someone who seems to rest just as much on the other days of the week

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    Shabbat Shalom to the most Jewish Jewish person I know

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    I've decided to have a relaxing weekend at home since no one invited me to do anything

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    May your Friday the 13th be filled with naive, horny, pot-smoking teenagers and not a machete-wielding mass murderer

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    Rather than trying to meet women in a grown-up setting, let's get shitfaced in a dive bar and hope our dream girls stumble in

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    Let's go to a crowded bar or party to socialize exclusively with ourselves

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    Let's skip the not getting laid part of the evening and go directly to a strip club

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    I enjoy spending weekend nights reading about interesting things I could have been doing

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    Let's dress like whores to attract husbands

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    Let's invite ugly friends out tonight to highlight our cuteness

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    It's been too long since I felt the mortifying regret of a one-night stand

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    I will be attending your party or a better one if it comes up

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    Let's party like rock stars who only play video games

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    I'll stop by at 2:43 a.m.

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    I know the perfect romantic restaurant for discussing fantasy football

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    I've been training to party at your level

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    TGIF, motherfuckers

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    Consider yourself invited and a third wheel

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    Let's get totally out of control tonight

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