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    I drink on Sundays to cope with the realization that I'm almost out of time to drink.

    I drink on Sundays to cope with the realization that I'm almost out of time to drink.

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    It means so much to me that whenever I need to go out, get trashed and talk shit about people, you're always there for me.

    It means so much to me that whenever I need to go out, get trashed and talk shit about people, you're always there for me.

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    I can't wait to hang out with you this weekend before completely ditching you for a random hookup.

    I can't wait to hang out with you this weekend before completely ditching you for a random hookup

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    I can't wait to get away from the city this weekend to the same place as everyone else from the city.

    I can't wait to get away from the city this weekend to the same place as everyone else from the city

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    Let's party like the world's ending Saturday and continue partying when it doesn't.

    Let's party like the world's ending Saturday and continue partying when it doesn't

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    Let's do a liquid cleanse with alcohol.

    Let's do a liquid cleanse with alcohol

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    I'm excited for the plans I made this weekend that I'm going to break once I remember I don't like having plans.

    I'm excited for the plans I made this weekend that I'm going to break once I remember I don't like having plans

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    I am currently in the planning stages of a hangover.

    I am currently in the planning stages of a hangover.

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    I obeyed all the traffic laws, except the one about drunk driving.

    I obeyed all the traffic laws, except the one about drunk driving

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    Let's try to make this weekend as debaucherous as a typical Monday night for Charlie Sheen.

    Let's try to make this weekend as debaucherous as a typical Monday night for Charlie Sheen

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    Let's make mutually inconvenient plans.

    Let's make mutually inconvenient plans

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    It wouldn't be a sausage fest without you.

    It wouldn't be a sausage fest without you

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    Shabbat Shalom to someone who seems to rest just as much on the other days of the week.

    Shabbat Shalom to someone who seems to rest just as much on the other days of the week

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    Shabbat Shalom to the most Jewish Jewish person I know.

    Shabbat Shalom to the most Jewish Jewish person I know

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    If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.

    If you ever see me drinking a Bud Lite Lime, I have been kidnapped and am trying to signal you.

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    Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening.

    Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening.

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    Thanks for letting me use your property to destroy myself with alcohol.

    Thanks for letting me use your property to destroy myself with alcohol.

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    Let's alternate blackouts so we can piece together our night.

    Let's alternate blackouts so we can piece together our night.

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    I'll try anything once or until it kills me.

    I'll try anything once or until it kills me.

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    I've decided to have a relaxing weekend at home since no one invited me to do anything.

    I've decided to have a relaxing weekend at home since no one invited me to do anything

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