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    Let's do something different this weekend.

    Let's do something different this weekend

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    I'm kind of in the mood for sushi.

    I'm kind of in the mood for sushi

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    Let's do something completely unoriginal tonight.

    Let's do something completely unoriginal tonight

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    I'm teaching the dog how to babysit.

    I'm teaching the dog how to babysit

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    I need a ride.

    I need a ride

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    Let's crash the party.

    Let's crash the party

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    I know the perfect place for us to dry hump.

    I know the perfect place for us to dry hump

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    It's safe to say I regret everything from last night.

    It's safe to say I regret everything from last night

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    People have major expectations for your party.

    People have major expectations for your party

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    I'm totally up for a man date.

    I'm totally up for a man date

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    Let's be very clear about who's bringing what type of alcohol.

    Let's be very clear about who's bringing what type of alcohol

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    I know where there are hot skanks.

    I know where there are hot skanks

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    Someone's got to make a call on what we're doing tonight.

    Someone's got to make a call on what we're doing tonight

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    I usually set aside Sunday nights for debilitating self-pity.

    I usually set aside Sunday nights for debilitating self-pity

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    My weekend is pretty open.

    My weekend is pretty open

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    I suggest we drink before we go out drinking.

    I suggest we drink before we go out drinking

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    Let's hook up with dumb guys.

    Let's hook up with dumb guys

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    It'll be just the two of us and my four roommates.

    It'll be just the two of us and my four roommates

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    I can't wait to barely open the Sunday New York Times.

    I can't wait to barely open the Sunday New York Times

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    Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight.

    Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight

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