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    Just a heads up that you're running out of time to invite me to your summer house this weekend.

    Just a heads up that you're running out of time to invite me to your summer house this weekend.

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    Let's drink tonight like we're Facebook employees and drink more when we remember we're not.

    Let's drink tonight like we're Facebook employees and drink more when we remember we're not.

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    You'll always be a first round pick in my weekend drinking draft.

    You'll always be a first round pick in my weekend drinking draft.

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    Let's drink tonight like we won the Mega Millions and then drink even more when we don't.

    Let's drink tonight like we won the Mega Millions and then drink even more when we don't

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    Let's celebrate Tim Tebow's arrival in New York with a night out that would completely mortify Tim Tebow.

    Let's celebrate Tim Tebow's arrival in New York with a night out that would completely mortify Tim Tebow

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    Let's get drunker than Snooki's fetus tonight.

    Let's get drunker than Snooki's fetus tonight

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    Let's celebrate the weekend by working in an office for people out celebrating the weekend.

    Let's celebrate the weekend by working in an office for people out celebrating the weekend

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    The only fun part of being single is how much fun married people mistakenly assume I'm having every weekend.

    The only fun part of being single is how much fun married people mistakenly assume I'm having every weekend

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    I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.

    I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend

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    I drink on Sundays to cope with the realization that I'm almost out of time to drink.

    I drink on Sundays to cope with the realization that I'm almost out of time to drink.

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    It means so much to me that whenever I need to go out, get trashed and talk shit about people, you're always there for me.

    It means so much to me that whenever I need to go out, get trashed and talk shit about people, you're always there for me.

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    I can't wait to hang out with you this weekend before completely ditching you for a random hookup.

    I can't wait to hang out with you this weekend before completely ditching you for a random hookup

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    I can't wait to get away from the city this weekend to the same place as everyone else from the city.

    I can't wait to get away from the city this weekend to the same place as everyone else from the city

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    Let's party like the world's ending Saturday and continue partying when it doesn't.

    Let's party like the world's ending Saturday and continue partying when it doesn't

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    Let's do a liquid cleanse with alcohol.

    Let's do a liquid cleanse with alcohol

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    I'm excited for the plans I made this weekend that I'm going to break once I remember I don't like having plans.

    I'm excited for the plans I made this weekend that I'm going to break once I remember I don't like having plans

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    I am currently in the planning stages of a hangover.

    I am currently in the planning stages of a hangover.

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    I obeyed all the traffic laws, except the one about drunk driving.

    I obeyed all the traffic laws, except the one about drunk driving

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    Let's try to make this weekend as debaucherous as a typical Monday night for Charlie Sheen.

    Let's try to make this weekend as debaucherous as a typical Monday night for Charlie Sheen

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    Let's make mutually inconvenient plans.

    Let's make mutually inconvenient plans

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