The hurricane isn't coming anywhere near here but I say we evacuate anyway
It's the small victories that prevent me from jumping out the window
When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die
I'm much more efficient at work when I cry at my desk instead of in the bathroom
Sorry you can't take vacation because you used all your vacation days on hangovers
Let's boost office morale by going out to drink and complain about office morale
We're willing to do whatever it takes to keep you in this dead-end job
Sorry your post-vacation workload has completely negated all the benefits of your vacation
If masturbating in my office is wrong, I don't want to be right
The hurricane isn't coming anywhere near here but I say we evacuate anyway
It's the small victories that prevent me from jumping out the window
When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die
Sorry you can't take vacation because you used all your vacation days on hangovers
