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    The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job.

    The next best thing to quitting my job is fantasizing about quitting my job.

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    It makes me uncomfortable to see you pretend not to watch over me while I pretend to work.

    It makes me uncomfortable to see you pretend not to watch over me while I pretend to work.

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    A crappy job is the new dream job.

    A crappy job is the new dream job

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    I've recently discovered the best mascara for crying in my cubicle.

    I've recently discovered the best mascara for crying in my cubicle.

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    Just an FYI that if you loved Jesus as much as Tim Tebow does you'd still suck at your job.

    Just an FYI that if you loved Jesus as much as Tim Tebow does you'd still suck at your job

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    Sometimes I like to treat myself at work and just do one thing at a time.

    Sometimes I like to treat myself at work and just do one thing at a time.

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    You have my dream job of not having to work with you.

    You have my dream job of not having to work with you

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    Let's grab lunch with the understanding we'll eat separately at our desks.

    Let's grab lunch with the understanding we'll eat separately at our desks

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    I'm feeling self-conscious about never being sexually harassed.

    I'm feeling self-conscious about never being sexually harassed.

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    I'm as excited for the NBA to get back to work as I am for me to get back to work on Monday morning.

    I'm as excited for the NBA to get back to work as I am for me to get back to work on Monday morning

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    Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you're already doing.

    Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you're already doing.

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    The morning is a success if I make it to lunch without eating my lunch.

    The morning is a success if I make it to lunch without eating my lunch.

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    You make sexual harassment lawsuits look hot.

    You make sexual harassment lawsuits look hot.

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    I only come into work to earn more time off.

    I only come into work to earn more time off

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    If getting others to do your work was a crime, I'd get someone else arrested for it.

    If getting others to do your work was a crime, I'd get someone else arrested for it

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    Sometimes I run out of unproductive things to do at work.

    Sometimes I run out of unproductive things to do at work.

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    This job hasn't killed me or made me stronger.

    This job hasn't killed me or made me stronger.

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    I don't think most of my coworkers would be that much different if they became actual zombies.

    I don't think most of my coworkers would be that much different if they became actual zombies

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    Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy.

    Since it's difficult to infer tone in an email, you should assume all mine are sarcastic or bitchy.

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    I'm only 140,000 working hours away from making my first million.

    I'm only 140,000 working hours away from making my first million.

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