The hurricane isn't coming anywhere near here but I say we evacuate anyway
Sorry you can't take vacation because you used all your vacation days on hangovers
I'm much more efficient at work when I cry at my desk instead of in the bathroom
This Summer Friday, let's drink our way through the guilt of actually taking a Summer Friday
Out of respect for George Steinbrenner, I'd be honored if you'd fire and rehire me today
What your stagnant career could use is a glaringly obvious admission of homosexuality
I'd pretend to pay much more than $2 million to keep our interoffice romance under wraps
My job loss has provided me with ample time to micromanage your life
The hurricane isn't coming anywhere near here but I say we evacuate anyway
It's the small victories that prevent me from jumping out the window
When work feels overwhelming, remember that you're going to die
Sorry you can't take vacation because you used all your vacation days on hangovers
