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    I'd work for myself if I didn't think I'd be as horrible to work for as my boss.

    I'd work for myself if I didn't think I'd be as horrible to work for as my boss

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    Money doesn't solve problems, but it could solve my money problem.

    Money doesn't solve problems, but it could solve my money problem.

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    Sorry I didn't have the social skills to communicate with you when the office Internet was down.

    Sorry I didn't have the social skills to communicate with you when the office Internet was down

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    I wish our boss was as oblivious as Rupert Murdoch is pretending to be.

    I wish our boss was as oblivious as Rupert Murdoch is pretending to be

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    Google Plus reminds me of my job in that I have no idea why I'm there or what I'm doing.

    Google Plus reminds me of my job in that I have no idea why I'm there or what I'm doing

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    Thanks for being less disappointing at your job than LeBron James.

    Thanks for being less disappointing at your job than LeBron James

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    The horrific humidity outside is the first thing that's ever made me appreciate this crappy office job.

    The horrific humidity outside is the first thing that's ever made me appreciate this crappy office job

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    I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work.

    I'm glad the slower summer pace at work gives us more time to complain about work

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    I feel like a kid again thanks to getting paid almost as much as my pocket money used to be.

    I feel like a kid again thanks to getting paid almost as much as my pocket money used to be.

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    I hope you're Raptured into heaven because it will be much easier than laying you off.

    I hope you're Raptured into heaven because it will be much easier than laying you off

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    Millions of people suddenly ascending to heaven could be our only shot at finding a job on Earth.

    Millions of people suddenly ascending to heaven could be our only shot at finding a job on Earth

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    May you someday have a job where you don't hope end of the world predictions come true.

    May you someday have a job where you don't hope end of the world predictions come true

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    All I want is a job where my existence is as politely ignored as Bin Laden's was in Pakistan.

    All I want is a job where my existence is as politely ignored as Bin Laden's was in Pakistan

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    I realize that you're doing all my work without pay, but I still have to work hard at taking credit for it.

    I realize that you're doing all my work without pay, but I still have to work hard at taking credit for it.

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    If somebody has to do it, it might as well not be me.

    If somebody has to do it, it might as well not be me.

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    Working is a thankless job.

    Working is a thankless job.

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    I hate my job enough to take business trips on Southwest Airlines.

    I hate my job enough to take business trips on Southwest Airlines

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    Stop whatever you're doing and finish this thing I forgot to do.

    Stop whatever you're doing and finish this thing I forgot to do.

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    Leaving the office for lunch is the new vacation day.

    Leaving the office for lunch is the new vacation day.

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    I'm sorry I was 30 minutes late to the job in which I already work ungodly amounts of unpaid overtime.

    I'm sorry I was 30 minutes late to the job in which I already work ungodly amounts of unpaid overtime.

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