I'd like to atone for all the obnoxious ecards I've sent you this year.
Don't forget to eat like Chris Christie before your Yom Kippur fast begins.
I fast to repent for sins and ideally shed a few pounds.
Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is.
Yom Kippur is the holiday where Jewish guilt is formally imposed.
As a tribute to Steve Jobs, I'm not turning off my iPhone during Yom Kippur services this year.
May your day of atonement be filled with misery.
Sorry A-Rod caused you even more suffering than Yom Kippur does.
I'd rather endure Yom Kippur services than M. Night Shyamalan's new movie.
I can't wait to break the Yom Kippur fast I'm not keeping.
Remember to atone for not being with your family on the day of atonement.
It seems unfair I need to spend as much time atoning as a deviant like you.
Let's get in some more sinning before the start of Yom Kippur.
I used to fast on Yom Kippur until I realized nothing would happen if I didn't.
You make even a tiny religious cap look sexy.
Don't hesitate to contact me if you can't remember the things you should be atoning for.
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