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    Sorry A-Rod caused you even more suffering than Yom Kippur does.

    Sorry A-Rod caused you even more suffering than Yom Kippur does

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    As a tribute to Steve Jobs, I'm not turning off my iPhone during Yom Kippur services this year.

    As a tribute to Steve Jobs, I'm not turning off my iPhone during Yom Kippur services this year

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    Don't forget to eat like Chris Christie before your Yom Kippur fast begins.

    Don't forget to eat like Chris Christie before your Yom Kippur fast begins

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    I can't wait to break the Yom Kippur fast I'm not keeping.

    I can't wait to break the Yom Kippur fast I'm not keeping

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    I think you should atone for knowing more about Jersey Shore than Yom Kippur.

    I think you should atone for knowing more about Jersey Shore than Yom Kippur

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    I'd rather endure Yom Kippur services than M. Night Shyamalan's new movie.

    I'd rather endure Yom Kippur services than M. Night Shyamalan's new movie

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    I'd like to atone for all the obnoxious ecards I've sent you this year.

    I'd like to atone for all the obnoxious ecards I've sent you this year

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    I'm hungry enough to eat a meat dress.

    I'm hungry enough to eat a meat dress

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    Fashion Week has reminded me I won't be the only one starving myself on Yom Kippur.

    Fashion Week has reminded me I won't be the only one starving myself on Yom Kippur

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    Fasting for Yom Kippur is pretty much the only time I wish I was eating Matzah on Passover.

    Fasting for Yom Kippur is pretty much the only time I wish I was eating Matzah on Passover.

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    This Yom Kippur, let's be grateful for a year of being too broke to indulge in our usual laundry list of appalling sins.

    This Yom Kippur, let's be grateful for a year of being too broke to indulge in our usual laundry list of appalling sins

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    It seems unfair I need to spend as much time atoning as a deviant like you.

    It seems unfair I need to spend as much time atoning as a deviant like you

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    Remember to atone for not being with your family on the day of atonement.

    Remember to atone for not being with your family on the day of atonement

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    Yom Kippur is the holiday where Jewish guilt is formally imposed.

    Yom Kippur is the holiday where Jewish guilt is formally imposed

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    Let's embrace our Jewish faith by sleeping until 11:00 a.m. so we can feel slightly hungry for a shorter timespan.

    Let's embrace our Jewish faith by sleeping until 11:00 a.m. so we can feel slightly hungry for a shorter timespan

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    I used to fast on Yom Kippur until I realized nothing would happen if I didn't.

    I used to fast on Yom Kippur until I realized nothing would happen if I didn't

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    Let's get in some more sinning before the start of Yom Kippur.

    Let's get in some more sinning before the start of Yom Kippur

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    I can't help but wonder what real Jews are doing today.

    I can't help but wonder what real Jews are doing today

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    Don't hesitate to contact me if you can't remember the things you should be atoning for.

    Don't hesitate to contact me if you can't remember the things you should be atoning for

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    You make even a tiny religious cap look sexy.

    You make even a tiny religious cap look sexy

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