It seems unfair I need to spend as much time atoning as a deviant like you
Remember to atone for not being with your family on the day of atonement
Yom Kippur is the holiday where Jewish guilt is formally imposed
I used to fast on Yom Kippur until I realized nothing would happen if I didn't
Let's get in some more sinning before the start of Yom Kippur
Don't hesitate to contact me if you can't remember the things you should be atoning for
On the holiest day of the year, I will complain about having to go to synagogue
