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    May your day of atonement be filled with misery.

    May your day of atonement be filled with misery

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    I'm fucking starving.

    I'm fucking starving

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    On the holiest day of the year, I will complain about having to go to synagogue.

    On the holiest day of the year, I will complain about having to go to synagogue

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    I fast to repent for sins and ideally shed a few pounds.

    I fast to repent for sins and ideally shed a few pounds

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    Tomorrow I will atone for barely being a Jew all year.

    Tomorrow I will atone for barely being a Jew all year

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    I'm Jewish today.

    I'm Jewish today

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    Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is.

    Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is

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