"Sigh. I really need to tell them to switch to Whole Foods."
They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but they fail to mention that old dogs already have a lot of tricks that you don't even know about. Tricks like eating everything in the fridge and freezer and leaving your master absolutely baffled as to how you even did it (this requires a lot of playing dumb when humans are around, I guess). That's what this one 12-year-old yellow lab, named Allie, was doing to her owner when he finally decided to set up a camera to catch her. As it turns out, Allie's techniques were direct, but effective. She really quite literally empties out almost the entire fridge and freezer (after spilling the trash can, of course).
I don't mean to judge, but Allie looks like a padlock on that fridge might not be the worst thing for her figure. On the other hand, that might make her agile enough to get into the cabinets.
(by Johnny McNulty)