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America's refrigerators have been compromised.

I write these words as a warning to my countrymen: your delicious grapes are not safe!

You might think that you've got all your bases covered by double-sealing your grapes inside a plastic bag, which is itself inside a refrigerator drawer, but this is naught but an illusion of security. There are tiny, adorable raccoons out there who can break through your safety measures with their long and dextrous fingers without a second thought. And they will!

As is plainly obvious in the video above—featuring a young but masterful grape bandit named Lily—these procyonid hooligans will stop at nothing to get to those sweet, sweet grapes. You will be better off accepting this reality and adjusting to it than wasting precious energy trying to prevent it.

Sources: carol stewart | h/t Daily Picks and Flicks