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Moose cut loose in the sluice.

Oh, sure! When a mother moose brings her two adorable little calves into a person's yard so that all three of them can cavort carefree and unashamed in the refreshing streams of a lawn sprinkler, it's "majestic" and "inspiring" and "a reminder that at our deepest core, all animals are bound by a shared heredity."

But when a couple members of an improv team do the same after spending all night at a bar, it's "disgusting" and "illegal" and "your last warning before you're put on a sex offenders list."

Sources: daubaotu36 36 | h/t Tastefully Offensive