These toy wheels glued to this turtle are no laughing matter.

Poor Blade the tortoise. Not only does he have a growth disorder that rendered his legs too weak to support his own body weight, but he also lives in Germany, so he's constantly surrounded by the kinds of people who have extremely serious expressions on their faces when they talk about supergluing Lego bricks onto little reptiles:

I'd hate to see the severity on that veterinarian's face if he ever had to cover an animal in glitter and unicorn stickers. He'd probably have an embolism.

Sources: RuptlyTV | h/t Uproxx