Pretty sure this is what cats dream about when they sleep.
If you live with a cat, and you have not yet erected a miniature metropolis complete with feckless military forces and puny humans to be trampled over, I think you might have to question your love for your feline companion:
I've known a great number of cats in my life, and I'm relatively certain that this is all they really wanted out of life. Yeah, they'll take your stuffed mouse toys and scratch posts, but what they really crave is mass destruction.
Oh, and belly rubs. But on their terms.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)