Friday shows a 79% chance of severe drooling.

In case you were wondering whether the old show-biz adage “Never work with children or animals” applies to local news shows, it does:

Well, Ripple, what do you have to say for yourself? You know that you were sent onto the Global Edmonton Morning News to deliver the weather with their meteorologist Mike Sobel in the hopes that you would make a good representative of all the dogs of the Edmonton Humane Society. And now what kind of impression did you leave? You've given the viewing public the impression that rescue dogs are care-free and whimsical souls who are always on the lookout for fun and play. You've ruined everything!

Sources: Tripping Over Funny | h/t Uproxx