Just for no reason at all. Why'd you do that, animal? We were having a good time.
This dolphin is also a species of ham. (via Imgur)
Everyone knows animals are sweet, animals are innocent, and animals represent every kind of unvarnished goodness that our humanity has corrupted. But did you know that sometimes they're just utter dicks? Not even when provoked! Just because they're spazzes. Well, imgur user LiterallySr put together this album of 18 gifs as proof, so now you have to believe it.