Animals who ride animals are the happiest animals.

Animals who ride animals are the happiest animals.
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For a dog riding a dolphin, you're acting like this is pretty normal.

If you hadn't noticed, today kind of sucked all around. That's all about to change, however, because video editor Robert Jones of Tastefully Offensive has kindly prepared this supercut of animals riding on other animals. If it's at all as soothing as his music video compilation of animals dancing to 'Push It,' prepare to be blissfully mind-wiped:

Of course, we're all just animals riding other animals, aren't we? No? No, you say? We're standing on the ground? Well, what's the ground standing on, silly? The back of a giant tortoise, obviously.* Is that the only animal, then, that's not standing on the back of another animal? You think you're so clever, don't you, but it's turtles all the way down!

(by Johnny McNulty)

*Unless you believe Terry Pratchett, who would have us believe the world is a disc resting on the back of four giant elephants who in turn stand on the back of A'Tuin, the Giant Star Turtle. A'Tuin doesn't stand on anything else, he just sails through space. Which is ridiculous.  

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