"We were cooking bacon with the door open. The next thing you know, there's this dog sitting right at the front door," the groom, Mitchel Craddock of Michigan, told ABC News. "She wouldn't come inside, but she sat right there."
The eight dudes realized the dog had given birth, but that she was dehydrated and couldn't produce milk. Obviously, the guys semi-adopted her on the spot, and the next thing they know the dog's leading them to a spot in the woods.
Steel yourself for this next part.
In the woods was a hole. And in the hole... was a puppy. No, look a little closer. There were seven puppies.
You remember that scene in the first episode of Game of Thrones? When Jon Snow finds a heap of direwolf puppies—and it turns out, through some TV-magic, that there's actually one puppy for each of Ned Stark's kids?
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED HERE.
Eight dogs for the eight men at the bachelor party. And according to ABC, all eight dogs would leave the woods and find happy homes with the groomsmen or their families.
As for the remainder of the bachelor party: "We [had] pooled a bunch of money to buy food and beer. After the third day, our beer fund turned into puppy food fund."
This concludes the best story you'll ever find on the internet.