A bunch of self-described bacon-lovers met some really cute baby bacons.

A bunch of self-described bacon-lovers met some really cute baby bacons.
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Loving bacon is so important to our culture that people treat it like a character trait on par with their sexual orientation or religion. They make love to bacon. They worship bacon. They. Are. Bacon. Lovers!!!! Just look at all the freaky products for hog munchers out on the market. You can eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner, then lube up with it for some extra flavor in the sack. So what would it take to turn someone off bacon? Meeting an itty-bitty breakfast baby:

Hey, guys, did you know that scientists have discovered a vegetable that tastes exactly like fried piglet? That's only in case you can't forget how you felt in this moment:

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"Oh no."
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