First, this incredible news: the Wiener Schnitzel weenie dog race exists.
What an incredibly stupid and fun event. Just setting a bunch of tiny dogs loose on the field? Perfect. We're so thankful that the El Paso Chihuahuas thought it was important to find out who the fastest wiener in El Paso is. There are wieners wagging all over the field, but one particular escapee has stolen our hearts along with third base. We cheered as that wiener slid all the way home. He's SAFE.
Take us out to the ballgame, little wiener winner! We don't care if we never get back.