This clip from the BBC about Pete the hairy-nosed wombat was probably meant to be charming and adorable when it was filmed, but it's gone viral for being anything but. Even though the marsupial is in the hands of Chris 'Brolga' Barnes, aka "Kangaroo Dundee," the disagreeable little beast isn't being whispered by anyone. Pete is a rude, flatulent, cranky little bugger, and frankly they should have given him more painkillers. "It feels like I'm holding on to one big muscle," says Barnes at one point. Specifically, a muscle that's spasming out of control.