My name is Humphrey the Bulldog. You splashed my father. Prepare to die.

This is Humphrey, an 8-week-old English Bulldog puppy who has vowed revenge for some reason on this half-empty water bottle. Moral of the story here? Don't fight water bottles. Water bottles will always win, because they don't care that you're fighting them. It's like trying to get an Internet troll to concede a rational point, or trying to ask the DMV to hurry it up a little. They feed on your anger. Much like a water bottle.

Sources: Mashable