Bulldog puppy tries in vain to strike up a rivalry with the family cat.

Bulldog puppy tries in vain to strike up a rivalry with the family cat.
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"You like that? Huh? You like that, cat? Oh. You do like that? Do you care at all?"

These pets are a lot like rival high schools. Specifically, these pets are a lot like that very sad but hilarious situation that occurs when one high school thinks there is a rivalry and the other school fails to notice. The Pixels of the world (Pixel is the adorable name of this byte-sized French Bulldog) can sing their fight songs all they want, they can try to "prank" the rival cats by stealing their catnip-mouse-toy mascot, but at the end of the day, the varsity bed-pulling team of ragtag puppies will simply never trounce those fancy, rich cats and their undefeated "not giving a damn" defense. Then, after the game, the cats will go lay on a pile of money (or clothes or Legos--it's the pile aspect that's important) and forget it even happened, because cats are snobs and also because they have no long-term memory.

Just wait, Pixel. One day, you'll be almost as big as that cat, and maybe, just maybe, you'll be just as lazy.

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