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"I presume you're wondering why I summoned you here..."

Best case scenario: this video is the product a slightly demented, lonely person who was willing to put in the time to train a bunch of cats to sit perfectly still around a makeshift table while she sings "Happy Birthday" to one of them.

Worst case scenario: something otherworldly and aberrant to nature is afoot:

The YouTube title translates from Chinese as "Cat ~ Lolita princess birthday," so the former is probably correct. But I just can't shake the feeling that some kind of antediluvian, tentacled thing rose up out of that table the second the camera stopped rolling.

Sources: Zheng bud | h/t Daily Picks and Flicks