David Lynch called to say he's retiring because he can never top this.

The best part of this cat's existential crisis, in my opinion, is the fact that the dog seems fundamentally unaware that it is wearing a mask. The dog is just pumped that the cat is paying attention to it for once, I'd imagine. The cat, on the other hand, is probably wondering whether it should lay off the catnip. Here's the source video:

Sources: Safe4Work | AFV