Where's my pizza, human?
Aw hell yeah. It's been a long week, and Alfred the cat has been looking forward to this moment all day: kicking back in his favorite lap with the last drop of his human's lukewarm beer. This is what it's all about, people. Those fine 13 seconds of thirst-quenching gratification. Time to go roll a catnip joint and bliss out on top of the TV for a few hours.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)