Cat's nametag is more impressive than your life.

Cat's nametag is more impressive than your life.
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The cat is an OBGYN? Takes one to know one, we suppose.

When you're a pet, the only thing you need to be a success in life is lucking out on a good owner. Anything beyond that is extra credit, and is a sign of true ambition and dedication. So we wonder what factors made Renaud such a remarkable renaissance cat and over-achiever. Perhaps his first owner had to give him up because she didn't have good enough legal representation to force her insurance company to cover her incurable vagina troubles, and he swore never to let that happen again by becoming a lawyer slash research doctor slash obstetrician and gynecologist. Just like his father and grandfather before him. It must suck to be a dog that lives with him.

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