It'll never work. The only thing they can agree on is sunbeams are awesome.

So we're posting Missed Connections for our pets now? This neighbor note (via BuzzFeed) sets up what could be a heartbreaking tale of a tragic love from afar, one that was lost before it could ever be confessed thanks to an arrangement of some dumb houseplants. Would this dog ever again look upon his object of desire? The next photo revealed the conclusion.

Just like "Titanic" if they were pets and Jack lived. Okay, it's nothing like "Titanic," shut up.

Sources: BuzzFeed