Animals

<p>Twitter user Tommy Rivers recently agreed to <a href="https://www.someecards.com/cute/animals/political-pundit-whines-sit-next-adorable-dog-twitter-destroys/">dog sit</a> for his aunt&#39;s dog, Pepper. Seems like NBD, except that it turns out, Tommy&#39;s aunt&#39;s dog Pepper is &quot;the most Beautiful Girl in the world.&quot; And the the &quot;most Beautiful Girl in the world&quot; has a very specific and elaborate set of needs, which Tommy&#39;s aunt laid out in two pages, using <em>several</em> elaborate fonts.</p><p>Look at this:</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="&quot;No carbs.&quot;" data-attribution="Twitter" data-attribution-url="https://twitter.com/TommyRivers/status/884116150912667648/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distractify.com%2Ftrending%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2FOn3Nk%2Fwoman-dog-sitter-rules" height="1505" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/image-thaDkI.png" width="700" /></div> <figcaption>&quot;No carbs.&quot;</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution"><a href="https://twitter.com/TommyRivers/status/884116150912667648/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distractify.com%2Ftrending%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2FOn3Nk%2Fwoman-dog-sitter-rules">Twitter</a></div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Is that not the most extra list of doggy demands you&#39;ve ever seen??? This reads like a <a href="https://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/celebrity-riders-demands/">tour rider for Mariah Carey.</a> But before throwing shade, we are fairly certain that Pepper, like Mariah, has the looks, charm and talent (at being cute) to qualify for this level of star treatment. I mean, just look at this tiny queen:</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="Don&#39;t hate me &#39;cause you ain&#39;t me." height="933" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/image-DlAk2m.png" width="700" /></div> <figcaption>Don&#39;t hate me &#39;cause you ain&#39;t me.</figcaption> </figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p><span style="font-size: 20px; letter-spacing: -0.01em;">Apparently the internet agrees. Tommy shared the list on Twitter on Sunday, where it quickly went viral:</span></p><oembed>https://twitter.com/TommyRivers/status/884116150912667648/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distractify.com%2Ftrending%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2FOn3Nk%2Fwoman-dog-sitter-rules</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>And Twitter seems to love Pepper as much as we can assume Pepper loves Pepper (she&#39;s a diva after all!):</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pepper&#39;s like &quot;you best know I&#39;m the most beautiful girl in the world&quot;.</p>&mdash; Rachel Hawkins (@ourrachblogs) <a href="https://twitter.com/ourrachblogs/status/884716147861585920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">To be fair she does look like an excellent dog.</p>&mdash; Emma Elizabeth (@AbilityDrain) <a href="https://twitter.com/AbilityDrain/status/884569854803664900?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 11, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><oembed>https://twitter.com/TrinAndTonic/status/884571889351483392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distractify.com%2Ftrending%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2FOn3Nk%2Fwoman-dog-sitter-rules</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>And like a true diva, Pepper thrives under attention. But it won&#39;t stop her from getting her beauty sleep!</p><oembed>https://twitter.com/TommyRivers/status/884641337592524801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distractify.com%2Ftrending%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2FOn3Nk%2Fwoman-dog-sitter-rules</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>Okay, Pepper has cuter pajamas than I do.</p><div><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://giphy.com/embed/3o6ZsS8GFJKJeJoRQ4" width="480"></iframe> <p> </p> </div><p>Don&#39;t we all just want to be loved the way Tommy&#39;s aunt loves Pepper? Aside from the &quot;no carbs&quot; rule. That&#39;s just barbaric.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

This aunt’s dog sitting instructions for her nephew are so very, very extra.

Twitter user Tommy Rivers recently agreed to dog sit for his aunt&#39;s dog, Pepper. Seems like NBD, except that it turns out, Tommy&#39;s aunt&#39;s dog Pepper is &quot;the most Beautiful Girl in the world.&quot; And the the &quot;most Beautiful Girl in the world&quot; has a very specific and elaborate set of needs, which Tommy&#39;s aunt laid out in two pages, using several elaborate fonts.Look at this: &quot;No carbs.&quot; TwitterIs that not the most extra list of doggy demands you&#39;ve ever seen??? This reads like a tour rider for Mariah Carey. But before throwing shade, we are fairly certain that Pepper, like Mariah, has the looks, charm and talent (at being cute) to qualify for this level of star treatment. I mean, just look at this tiny queen: Don&#39;t hate me &#39;cause you ain&#39;t me. Apparently the internet agrees. Tommy shared the list on Twitter on Sunday, where it quickly went viral:https://twitter.com/TommyRivers/status/884116150912667648/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distractify.com%2Ftrending%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2FOn3Nk%2Fwoman-dog-sitter-rulesAnd Twitter seems to love Pepper as much as we can assume Pepper loves Pepper (she&#39;s a diva after all!):Pepper&#39;s like &quot;you best know I&#39;m the most beautiful girl in the world&quot;.&mdash; Rachel Hawkins (@ourrachblogs) July 11, 2017 To be fair she does look like an excellent dog.&mdash; Emma Elizabeth (@AbilityDrain) July 11, 2017 https://twitter.com/TrinAndTonic/status/884571889351483392?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distractify.com%2Ftrending%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2FOn3Nk%2Fwoman-dog-sitter-rulesAnd like a true diva, Pepper thrives under attention. But it won&#39;t stop her from getting her beauty sleep!https://twitter.com/TommyRivers/status/884641337592524801?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.distractify.com%2Ftrending%2F2017%2F07%2F11%2FOn3Nk%2Fwoman-dog-sitter-rulesOkay, Pepper has cuter pajamas than I do.   Don&#39;t we all just want to be loved the way Tommy&#39;s aunt loves Pepper? Aside from the &quot;no carbs&quot; rule. That&#39;s just barbaric.