A Twitter user seemed awfully ashamed, at least for someone named @ProudSlytherin, as she destroyed the childhood memories of thousands of pond visitors across the world. Apparently feeding bread to ducks—and watching them mob around and desperately fight for crumbs—is not the charitable activity you wanted to believe it was.
The photo, at the edge of a waterway, reads from the perspective of the ducks:
Thank you for not feeding us bread
Bread makes us ill, as it does not contain the right nutrition or calories that we need to keep us warm in winter
Rotting bread pollutes our water and causes nasty surface algae, which kills our fish and gives us diseases. It also makes our water smell
Do you feel like a monster?