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A Portland woman made headlines when her curious little snake got a little too curious around her ear gauge. In late January, Ashley Glawe shared a photo from a hospital emergency room, and it's clearly before the doctors had a chance to get to work.

CURRENT SITUATION... I was holding my #SNAKE and his #DUMB ASS saw a hole, which just so happened to be my fuckin...

Posted by Ashley Glawe on Monday, January 23, 2017

"I was holding my #SNAKE," wrote Glawe, whose post will blow up even more once snakes start trending, "and his #DUMB ASS saw a hole, which just so happened to be my fuckin #EARLOBE, and thought that it would be a bright idea to #ATTEMPT to make it through..."

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Her liberal use of hashtags is delightful enough, but her handle on the situation is equally endearing. This is just a "grr, Mondays!" moment for her.

"It all happened SO fast that before I even knew what was going on it was already too late. Now #BelieveItOrNot I'm sitting here in the #EmergencyRoom with #BART #STUCK in my fucking #EAR..."

Not sure what procedure the doctors will use to remove the snake, but you gotta hope they give that job to a first year resident.