"Wow, EMUS ARE SO CUTE," you're probably thinking. "I HAD NO IDEA EMUS WERE SO CUTE." Well, get ready for maximum cuteness, because it turns out emus are actually the goofballs of the animal kingdom (science fact). And guess what? YouTube is full of videos of them.
How about this emu playing "fetch"? It cannot actually pick up the ball, but chases after it with glee such as you've never known in your lifetime. The bird nearly dies of happiness each time it reaches the ball, literally dancing around it. Look at those feet! Screw penguins, THOSE are the happiest feet.
Can't get enough of those dancing feet? No problem. Here's a baby emu playing with a dog. You're welcome.