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Dogs may be idiots and cats are often jerks, but the most baffling part of why we love them so much is how gosh-darn revolting and unbelievably unhygienic they can be. If it wasn't for all their unconditional love and affection—which, you must admit, is pretty nice—we'd be hard-pressed to explain why we let them into our homes (and often our beds). Fortunately, they're pretty cute.

This tongue has licked unspeakable filth. Soon it shall lick you as well.
This tongue has licked unspeakable filth. Soon it shall lick you as well.