Since True Detective season two is apparently just a stinky pile of "do not watch," I would like to suggest that you watch this video as a replacement. It features everything you want from a detective show — a man determined to find the truth (about who shredded his pants), two perps that are guilty af (and are also dogs), and, uh... a beige apartment. Just like Rust had in True Detective season one! And that cinematography — did you notice that there's not a single cut during this entire 56-second animal video? Just... wow.

Sources: h/t Uproxx