"Correction. This food WAS yours, Poindexter."

One thing you've got to respect about cats is that they never get tired of making life miserable for dog roommates. There's a real dedication involved in that kind of persistent obnoxiousness. And I don't even know what they get out of their bullying. 

I suppose, yes, they're getting these dogs' food. But do you really think they want it? I mean really? I've known a few cats in my life, and they're some pretty snobby animals. (I knew one who would just sit there annoyed until everyone walked out of the room, because he hated dumb people looking at him while he ate.)