If a tree falls in a house and no one is around to scream at the cat, is it really Christmas?

We've already seen a massive amount of photo evidence that cats won't stay out of Christmas trees (what with all those delightful streamers and lights to destroy and shred, we can't blame them). At first, we thought it was because they just loved them too much, but this supercut from Tastefully Offensive reveals the darker truth behind the intimate relationship between cats and our holiday evergreens: they are locked in an eternal war, a battle that will only end when one of them is tossed out of the house by the humans to be picked up by the garbage man.

Sources: Tastefully Offensive