Everyone makes some dumb calls in their lives, and many of you are probably still dealing with the repercussions of those choices—but at least you're not this loser hermit crab who failed so spectacularly in his choice of a home that he was ruthlessly mocked by scientists exploring the ocean floor. This is a pagurid hermit crab found over 1100 ft under the sea near the Marianas trench (the deepest part of the ocean). For whatever reason, he's selected a very inconvenient hollow stick or piece of tubing that he can barely fit into and has to drag everywhere like an idiot. This would be bad enough, but adding insult to injury is having a gigantic human drone submarine come inspect him just so scientists can ruthlessly mock him over the Internet to the entire globe.