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So effing watch it.

Is it vacation yet? If so, is there a spa I can go to where people will pretend I'm a pug puppy and do this to me? Not in a sexual way. Alright, I admit that sounds pretty weird. I'll settle for a public pool where someone dries off my tummy with a towel. Hello? Where are you going? Come back!

Sources: Pug Collective