This video of a koala chasing a woman checks all the boxes of how Americans stereotype Australians.

This video of a koala chasing a woman checks all the boxes of how Americans stereotype Australians.
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Is this video of a koala chasing a woman on an ATV into a herd of cows the most Australian thing ever?

The koala bloody chased me tonight! F#$....Shit me self

Posted by Ebony Churchill on Friday, August 14, 2015

Ebony Churchill was just driving the roads of her home country, when she got on the bad side of a koala somehow, then recorded her harrowing experience for our collective amusement. I've never been to Australia, but as an American living in an urban metropolis I have some very specific ideas about what it's like there: a constant battle of man vs. blood-thirsty flora and fauna.

Even though the koala appears to be a sleepy, leaf eating cuddle bug, I know that all those pics of people holding them on Facebook are produced at a place that has a big budget for industrial strength koala sedative. A koala's natural response to you is, "EAT FACE!" so it's not at all surprising to watch one chase an actual motorbike down the road. It even jumps on the wheel, like, "Bitch, you're gonna need to call the city to get me removed!"

No sign of how she extricated herself from this situation, but I assume she took out a bowie knife and challenged him to a didgeridoo contest. 

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