"I'm not into gorillas, but I'm just saying that he's kind of hot. For a gorilla, of course."

They're genetically similar to humans, so it's not weird. Right? (via Daily Mail)

Do you ever see a gorilla and think, "Damn, that's one sexy monkey!" Well regardless of your stance on anthropomorphizing animals, that's what the world is saying about Shabani, a gorilla at the Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya. After being noticed by some zoo-goers this past week, he quickly became an Internet sensation, wooing the hearts of fans from all over the globe. The zoo also reported that "Shabani has increased the number of young women visiting." Get it, Shabani.

"How long do I have to hold this position?" (via @utamarukosa)

Sources: CNN | RocketNews24 | UK Daily Mail