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If you're a pig who lives in Hawaii, you don't have a lot of lifestyle options. And what few there are usually end with you over a fire as the star attraction at a luau. Kama the pig, however, lives the life of a retired rock star, and spends his days surfing near his home on the Hawaiian island of Oahu. 

While it's kind of depressing to learn that a pig in Hawaii lives a life ten times cooler than yours, at least the rest of us cogs can live vicariously through him thanks to his Instagram account and this video of him on his board hanging two.

Sources: Mashable