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<p>Lance Burgos was <a href="http://www.someecards.com/news/weird-news/newfoundland-fishing-crew-bizarre-fish/">fishing</a> with his <a href="http://www.someecards.com/entertainment/celebrities/drew-barrymore-yoga-elsa/">daughter</a> (who is behind him in the boat) at Lake Fausse Point State Park in St. Martinville, Louisiana, when he felt something big at the end of the line. He thought it might be a catfish, because catfish can be enormous, but the huge mouth full of terrifying teeth that popped up out of the water instead proved him wrong.</p><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><div><div class="video-correcting-container" style="left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 0px;position: relative;padding-bottom: 56.2493%;"><iframe src="https://rumble.com/embed/u7f6r.vc9i5/" width="1280" height="720" frameborder="0" title="That Is NOT a Catfish on the End of the Line" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen style="top: 0px;left: 0px;width: 100%;height: 100%;position: absolute;"></iframe></div></div></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>As soon as he realizes that there&#39;s actually <a href="http://www.someecards.com/cute/animals/mary-thorn-alligator-rambo-florida/" target="_blank">an alligator</a> at the end of the line, he yells, &quot;Oh my god! That&#39;s a big ass gator, buddy. That is a big gator,&quot; and starts furiously paddling away.</p><p>You can&#39;t really be <em>too</em> surprised when something like that turns up on the end of your line when you&#39;re fishing in Louisiana. In Louisiana, alligators are everywhere&mdash;swamps, <a href="http://www.wafb.com/story/29549996/huge-gator-creates-unintended-hazard-on-south-louisiana-golf-course" target="_blank">golf courses,</a> restaurants, probably even in some hotel beds (unsubstantiated).</p><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="No thanks." data-attribution="No things." data-attribution-url="" height="1338" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2019-05-13-at-83039-am-zzmU1C.png" width="2032" /></div> <figcaption>No thanks.</figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">No things.</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p>&quot;Whooo!&quot; he yells, as they paddle away, &quot;That&#39;ll get your blood flowing!&quot; Yes, that&#39;s one way to look at it. The alligator biting off his hand would also be another thing that&#39;d get his blood flowing, though, so maybe not the best choice of words.</p><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

This guy fishing with his daughter thought he had caught a catfish. Then he wished he had caught a catfish.

Lance Burgos was fishing with his daughter (who is behind him in the boat) at Lake Fausse Point State Park in St. Martinville, Louisiana, when he felt something big at the end of the line. He thought it might be a catfish, because catfish can be enormous, but the huge mouth full of terrifying teeth that popped up out of the water instead proved him wrong.As soon as he realizes that there&#39;s actually an alligator at the end of the line, he yells, &quot;Oh my god! That&#39;s a big ass gator, buddy. That is a big gator,&quot; and starts furiously paddling away.You can&#39;t really be too surprised when something like that turns up on the end of your line when you&#39;re fishing in Louisiana. In Louisiana, alligators are everywhere&mdash;swamps, golf courses, restaurants, probably even in some hotel beds (unsubstantiated). No thanks. No things.&quot;Whooo!&quot; he yells, as they paddle away, &quot;That&#39;ll get your blood flowing!&quot; Yes, that&#39;s one way to look at it. The alligator biting off his hand would also be another thing that&#39;d get his blood flowing, though, so maybe not the best choice of words.

Lance Burgos was fishing with his daughter (who is behind him in the boat) at Lake Fausse Point State Park in St. Martinville, Louisiana, when he felt something big at the end of the line. He thought it might be a catfish, because catfish...