On Thursday, a guy named Jonny Calderon posted a tweet with screengrabs of a text conversation between him and his mom that is getting crazy popular, with 31,000 retweets so far. Why? Because the subject of the conversation is the family's dogs, who just got busted on camera fooling around with each. Not just playful frolicking, this is some totally X-rated dog-on-dog action. Did they show this kind of thing in The Secret Life of Pets ?
The text of Calderon's tweet reads, "Lmao my mom got cameras in my house and she was re-watching the videos to see what our dogs do while we're gone and now she's pissed." He included four screengrabs which show the dogs blissfully going at, completely unaware that they are being filmed. When you think about it that way, it's kind of a violation of their privacy, right?
Oh yes, that's a close-up.
Well, what do humans expect? Unneutered dogs have needs! And once dogs figure out they can do, um, that to themselves, why not try it out on a friend? Clearly dogs are as loving as we always say they are, only sometimes in…different ways than we thought. Okay, now let's give them some privacy. And maybe light some of those candles for them. They deserve the best.