What is it that makes us human? Is it our ability to create beautiful art and music? Is it our complex web of feelings and critical thinking skills that constantly put empathy and logic at odds? Or is it that we stand on two legs like the goddamn fancy kings of animals that we are? I'm guessing it's the third one, because if it wasn't, this video of a biped bear from New Jersey wouldn't be nearly as disturbing. Fortunately, the mystery of why it walks has been solved.