Behold, the terrifying Slobfish:

The source of this footage is unclear, but we're either looking at some bizarre fish residing the floor of a deep-sea trench like the Marianas, or some cool kitchen tiles upon which a pit bull type dog has flopped onto his back for a snooze. Personally, I think it looks like a darker, furrier cousin of the Blobfish.

"Let's see how pretty you look thousands of feet under water."

We can all agree that the discovery of a fish that has legs growing up out of its back would be a big deal in terms of its implications for evolution. On the flipside, if this is the flip side of a pit bull, this could have equally huge implications of what people do when they're bored at home with their dog (like, for example, during this blizzard).

Sources: RM Videos