Obligatory "Snakes On a Train" joke here.

This time, the snake isn't just a penis. (via MTA)

The people in this video aren't freaking out about this giant python riding the train, but they're not gonna take a seat next to it. Well, this guy might:

(via Reddit)

Honestly, I'm less annoyed by this snake in a bag than by men who think their d*ck is a four-seater. At least it's keeping its bag in its lap. Or is it in the bag's lap? Either way, better than those ladies with their bags everywhere. Haha, you thought this was gonna be about women vs. men, since I'm bringing up "manspreading," right? Instead, it's polite people versus rude dummies and also weirdoes who let their snakes travel unaccompanied.

Sources: Gothamist