Hey, stop what you're doing for a moment and look at this newborn f*cking puppy using his mother's ear for a blanket. Look, it's December 23. You don't want to be at work. Do you have a marketing presentation? F*ck that marketing presentation. Watch this puppy pretend that his mother's ear is a blanket because he's a newborn puppy and maybe he doesn't even know that there are real blankets yet.
You've almost made it, office worker. You've almost made it.