Geez-o-pete, you guys, would you get a load of this porcine trash panda named Pang Fu? He's so fat that he has become famous for his roly-poly antics, with an entire Facebook page devoted to his immense glory. His name translates from Chinese to "Fat and Prosperous," an appropriate title for this Taiwan-dwelling wash bear weighing over 30 lbs. (He is on a diet, though, his owner insists.) Here's his greatest hit, "climbing on a person and jumping hilariously and haplessly to reach a door handle" (not the original title):

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Posted by Pang Fu Raccoon 浣熊胖福福 on Monday, February 29, 2016
Sources: Mashable