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Mark Halperin is about as useless as political pundits get.

As an analyst for NBC and MSBNC, as well as a co-host of Showtime's The Circus—a program I literally didn't know existed until just now—he's technically best known for co-writing the hilariously petty book Game Change about the 2008 election. But just so you get a sense of his stupid opinions, he's also called Chris Christie "magical" and Barack Obama "kind of a dick." I bring up those comments because I'm trying to prepare you for this awful tweet.

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Yep. That's Halperin—flying first-class—complaining that he has to sit next to what looks like the sweetest, cutest dog to ever board a commercial jet. IN A BOW TIE. How out of whack are your priorities that you'd complain about this?

Twitter, do your thing.

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Gee, Mark—it's almost as if the internet isn't here for your anti-dog content?