Hey, snow in Portland! In case you're not aware, snow in the Pacific Northwest is a rare occurrence. But now, thanks to climate change, everyone can enjoy the fun of frolicking in fresh snow, before all the ice on earth melts and we are consumed by water and eventually wiped off the earth altogether.
And clearly no one is enjoying Portland's recent snowfall more than the animals at the Portland Zoo. A zoo employee filmed the animals having what has to be one of the best days of their lives, especially the species who hail from cold climes, like the polar bear and seals.
Aww, look at that! So goddamn cute! Look at the otter's little "i haz a shrimp" hands!
It makes you want to fall in love with the world all over again, which is too bad, since we've basically destroyed it beyond repair. But hey, buck up, Gloomy Gus, because according to the White House, global warming isn't real! If the world were heating up, there wouldn't be snow in Portland, right? Screw you, science!